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¡¡¡¡"Put your scarf back on, turn left out of here and go down the high road until you get to a shop called Roshi's Haircare. Take this card and tell them P. K."s sent you. Get eight packets of no. 5 type black hair with a red glow and come back here quick style.""Hair?" repeated Irie through snot and tears. "Fake hair?""Stupid girl. It's not fake. It's real. And when it's on your head it'll be your real hair. Go!"Blubbing like a baby, Irie shuffled out of P. K."s and down the high road, trying to avoid her reflection in the shop windows. Reaching Roshi's, she did her best to pull herself together, put her right hand over her stomach and pushed through the doors.

¡¡¡¡It was dark in Roshi's and smelt strongly of the same scent as P. K."s: ammonia and coconut oil, pain mixed with pleasure. From the dim glow given off by a flickering strip light, Irie could see there were no shelves to speak of but instead hair products piled like mountains from the floor up, while accessories (combs, bands, nail varnish) were stapled to the walls with the price written in felt-tip alongside. The only display of any recognizable kind was placed just below the ceiling in a loop around the room, taking pride of place like a collection of sacrificial scalps or hunting trophies.

¡¡¡¡Hair. Long tresses stapled a few inches apart. Underneath each a large cardboard sign explaining its pedigree:

¡¡¡¡1 Metres. Natural Thai. Straight. Chestnut.

¡¡¡¡2 Metre. Natural Pakistani. Straight with a wave. Black. 5 Metres. Natural Chinese. Straight. Black.

¡¡¡¡3 Metres. Synthetic hair. Corkscrew curl. Pink.

¡¡¡¡Me approached the counter. A hugely fat woman in a said was waddling to the cash till and back again to hand over twenty-five pounds to an Indian girl whose hair had been shornhaphazardly close to the scalp.

¡¡¡¡"And please don't be looking at me in that manner. Twenty-five is very reasonable price. I tell you I can't do any more with all these split ends."The girl objected in another language, picked up the bag of hair in question from the counter and made as if to leave with it, but the elder woman snatched it away.

¡¡¡¡"Please, don't embarrass yourself further. We both have seen the ends. Twenty-five is all I can give you for it. You won't get more some other place. Please now," she said, looking over the girl's shoulder to Me, 'other customers I have."Me saw hot tears, not unlike her own, spring to the girl's eyes. She seemed to freeze for a moment, vibrating ever so slightly with anger; then she slammed her hand down on the counter, swept up her twenty-five pounds and headed for the door.

¡¡¡¡The fat lady shook her chins in contempt after the disappearing girl. "Ungrateful, she is."Then she unpeeled a sticky label from its brown paper backing and slapped it on the bag of hair.

¡¡¡¡It said: '6 Metres. Indian. Straight. Black/red.""Yes, dear. What is it I can do?"Me repeated Andrea's instruction and handed over the card.

¡¡¡¡"Eight packets? That is about six metres, no?""I don't know.""Yes, yes, it is. You want it straight or with a wave?""Straight. Dead straight."The fat lady did a silent calculation and then picked up the bag of hair that the girl had just left.

¡¡¡¡"This is what you're looking for. I haven't been able to package it, you understand. But it is absolutely clean. You want?"Me looked dubious.

¡¡¡¡"Don't worry about what I said. No split ends. Just silly girl trying to get more than she deserves.

¡¡¡¡Some people got no understanding of simple economics ... It hurts her to cut off her hair so a million pounds she expects or something crazy. Beautiful hair, she has. When I was young, oh, mine was beautiful too, eh?" The fat lady erupted into high-pitched laughter, her busy upper lip making her moustache quiver. The laugh subsided.

¡¡¡¡"Tell Andrea that will be thirty-seven fifty. We Indian women have the beautiful hair, hey?

¡¡¡¡Everybody wants it!"A black woman with children in a twin buggy was waiting behind Irie with a packet of hairpins.

¡¡¡¡She sucked her teeth. "You people think you're all Mr. Bigstuff," she muttered, half to herself.

¡¡¡¡"Some of us are happy with our African hair, thank you very much. I don't want to buy some poor Indian girl's hair. And I wish to God I could buy black hair products from black people for once.

¡¡¡¡How we going to make it in this country if we don't make our own business?"The skin around the fat lady's mouth became very tight. She began talking twelve to the dozen, putting Irie's hair in a bag and writing her out a receipt, addressing all her comments to the woman via Irie, while doing the best to ignore the other woman's interjections: "You don't like shopping here, then please don't be shopping here is forcing you anybody? No, is anybody? It's amazing: people, the rudeness, I am not a racist, but I can't understand it, I'm just providing a service, a service. I don't need abuse, just leave your money on the counter, if I am getting abuse, I'm not serving.""No one's givin' you abuse. Jesus Christ!""Is it my fault if they want the hair that is straight and paler skin sometimes, like Michael Jackson, my fault he is too? They tell me not to sell the Dr. Peacock Whitener local paper, my God, what a fuss! and then they buy it take that receipt to Andrea, will you, my dear, please? I'm just trying to make a livingin this country like the rest of everybody. There you are, dear, there's your hair."The woman reached around Irie and delivered the right change to the counter with an angry smash. "For fuck's sake!""I can't help it if that's what they want supply, demand. And bad language, I won't tolerate! Simple economics mind your step on the way out, dear and you, no, don't come back, please, I will call the police, I won't be threatened, the police, I will call them.""Yeah, yeah, yeah."Irie held the door open for the double buggy, and took one side to help carry it over the front step. Outside the woman put her hairpins in her pocket. She looked exhausted.

¡¡¡¡"I hate that place," she said. "But I need hairpins.""I need hair," said Irie.

¡¡¡¡The woman shook her head. "You've got hair," she said.

¡¡¡¡Five and a half hours later, thanks to an arduous operation that involved plaiting somebody else's hair in small sections to Irie's own two inches and sealing it with glue, Irie Jones had a full head of long, straight, reddish-black hair.

¡¡¡¡"Is it straight?" she asked, disbelieving the evidence of her own eyes.

¡¡¡¡"Straight as hell," said Andrea, admiring her handiwork. "But honey, you're going to have to plait it properly if you want it to stay in. Why won't you let me plait it? It won't stay in if it's loose like that.""It will," said Irie, bewitched by her own reflection. "It's got to." He Millat need only see it once, after all, just once. To ensure she reached him in pristine state, she walked all the way to the Iqbal house with her hands on her hair, terrified that the wind would displace it.

¡¡¡¡Alsana answered the door. "Oh, hello. No, he's not here. Out.

¡¡¡¡Don't ask me where, he doesn't tell me a thing. I know where Magid is more of the time."Irie walked into the hallway and caught a sneaky glance of herself in the mirror. Still there and all in the right place.

¡¡¡¡"Can I wait in here?""Of course. You look different, dearie. Lost weight?"Irie glowed. "New haircut.""Oh yes .. . you look like a news reader Very nice. Now in the living room, please.

¡¡¡¡Niece-of-Shame and her nasty friend are in there, but try not to let that bother you. I'm working in the kitchen and Samad is weeding, so keep the noise down."Irie walked into the lounge. "Bloody hell!" screeched Neena at the approaching vision. "What the fuck do you look like!"She looked beautiful. She looked straight, un-kinky. Beautiful. "You look like a freak! Fuck me! Maxine, man, check this out. Jesus Christ, Irie. What exactlywere you aiming for?"Wasn't it obvious? Straight. Straightness. Flickability.

¡¡¡¡"I mean, what was the grand plan? The Negro Meryl Streep?" Neena folded over like a duvet and laughed herself silly.

¡¡¡¡"Niece-of-Shame!" came Alsana's voice from the kitchen. "Sewing requires concentration. Shut it up, Miss Big-Mouth, please!"Neena's 'nasty friend', otherwise known as Neena's girlfriend, a sexy and slender girl called Maxine with a beautiful porcelain face, dark eyes and a lot of curly brown hair, gave a pull to Irie'speculiar bangs. "What have you done? You had beautiful hair, man. All curly and wild. It was gorgeous."Irie couldn't say anything for a moment. She had not considered the possibility that she looked anything less than terrific.

¡¡¡¡"I just had a haircut. What's the big deal?""But that's not your hair, for fuck's sake, that's some poor oppressed Pakistani woman who needs the cash for her kids," said Neena, giving it a tug and being rewarded with a handful of it.

¡¡¡¡"OH SHIT!"Neena and Maxine had a hysteria relapse.

¡¡¡¡"Just get off it, OK?" Irie retreated to an armchair and tucked her knees up under her chin.

¡¡¡¡Trying to sound offhand, she asked, "So .. . umm .. . where's Millat?""Is that what all this is in aid of?" asked Neena, astonished. "My shit-for-brains cousin-gee?""No. Fuck off"Well, he's not here. He's got some new bird. Eastern-bloc gymnast with a stomach like a washboard. Not unattractive, spectacular tits, but tight-assed as hell. Name .. . name?""Stasia," said Maxine, looking up briefly from Top of the Pops. "Or some such bollocks."Irie sank deeper into the ruined springs of Samad's favourite chair.

¡¡¡¡The, will you take some advice? Ever since I've known you, you've been following that boy around like a lost dog. And in that time he's snogged everyone, everyone apart from you. He's even snogged me, and I'm his first cousin, for fuck's sake.""And me," said Maxine, 'and I'm not that way inclined.""Haven't you ever wondered why he hasn't snogged you?""Because I'm ugly. And fat. With an Afro.""No, fuck face because you're all he's got. He needs you. You two have history. You really know him. Look how confused he is. One day he's Allah this, Allah that. Next minute it's big busty blondes, Russian gymnasts and a smoke of the sinsemilla. He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

¡¡¡¡Just like his father. He doesn't know who he is. But you know him, at least a little, you've known all the sides of him.

¡¡¡¡And he needs that. You're different."Irie rolled her eyes. Sometimes you want to be different. And sometimes you'd give the hair on your head to be the same as everybody else.

¡¡¡¡"Look: you're a smart cookie, Irie. But you've been taught all kinds of shit. You've got to re-educate yourself. Realize yourvalue, stop the slavish devotion, and get a life, Me. Get a girl, get a guy, but get a life." "You're a very sexy girl, Me," said Maxine sweetly.

¡¡¡¡"Yeah. Right.""Trust her, she's a raving dyke," said Neena, ruffling Maxine's hair affectionately and giving her a kiss. "But the truth is the Barbra Streisand cut you've got there ain't doing shit for you. The Afro was cool, man. It was wicked. It was yours."Suddenly Alsana appeared at the doorway with an enormous plate of biscuits and a look of intense suspicion. Maxine blew her a kiss.

¡¡¡¡"Biscuits, Irie? Come and have some biscuits. With me. In the kitchen."Neena groaned. "Don't panic, Auntie. We're not enlisting her into the cult of Sappho.""I don't care what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. I don't want to know such things.""We're watching television."It was Madonna on the TV screen, working her hands around two conically shaped breasts.

¡¡¡¡"Very nice, I'm sure," sniped Alsana, glaring at Maxine. "Biscuits, Me?""I'd like some biscuits murmured Maxine with a flutter of her extravagant eyelashes.

¡¡¡¡"I am certain," said Alsana slowly and pointedly, translating code, "I don't have the kind you like."Neena and Maxine fell about all over again.

¡¡¡¡The?" said Alsana, indicating the kitchen with a grimace. Irie followed her out.

¡¡¡¡"I'm as liberal as the next person," complained Alsana, once they were alone. "But why do they always have to be laughing and making a song-and-dance about everything? I cannot believe homosexuality is that much fun. Heterosexuality certainly is not.""I don't think I want to hear that word in this house again,"said Samad deadpan, stepping in from the garden and laying his weeding gloves on the table.

¡¡¡¡"Which one?""Either. I am trying my level best to run a godly house."Samad spotted a figure at his kitchen table, frowned, decided it was indeed Me Jones and began on the little routine the two of them had going. "Hello, Miss Jones. And how is your father?"Me shrugged on cue. "You see him more than we do. How's God?""Perfectly fine, thank you. Have you seen my good-for-nothing son recently?""Not recently.""What about my good son?""Not for years.""Will you tell the good-for-nothing he's a good-for-nothing when you find him?"Till do my best, Mr. Iqbal.""God bless you.""Gesundheit.""Now, if you will excuse me." Samad reached for his prayer mat from the top of the fridge and left the room.

¡¡¡¡"What's the matter with him?" asked Me, noticing that Samad had delivered his lines with less than enthusiasm. "He seems, I don't know, sad."Alsana sighed. "He is sad. He feels like he has screwed everything up. Of course, he has screwed everything up, but then again, who will cast the first stone, et cetera. He prays and prays. But he will not look straight at the facts: Millat hanging around with God knows what kind of people, always with the white girls, and Magid .. ."Me remembered her first sweetheart encircled by a fuzzy halo of perfection, an illusion born of the disappointments Millat had afforded her over the years.

¡¡¡¡"Why, what's wrong with Magid?"Alsana frowned and reached up to the top kitchen shelf, where she collected a thin airmail envelope and passed it to Irie. Irie removed the letter and the photograph inside.

¡¡¡¡The photo was of Magid, now a tall, distinguished-looking young man. His hair was the deep black of his brother's but it was not brushed forward on his face. It was parted on the left side, slicked down and drawn behind the right ear. He was dressed in a tweed suit and what lookedthough one couldn't be sure, the photo was not good like a cravat. He held a large sun hat in one hand. In the other he clasped the hand of the eminent Indian writer Sir R. V. Saraswati. Saraswati was dressed all in white, with his broad-rimmed hat on his head and an ostentatious cane in his free hand. The two of them were posed in a somewhat self-congratulatory manner, smiling broadly and looking for all the world as if they were about to pat each other roundly on the back or had just done so. The midday sun was out and bouncing off Dhaka University's front steps, where the whole scene had been captured.

¡¡¡¡Alsana inched a smear off the photo with her index finger. "You know Saraswati?"Irie nodded. Compulsory GCSE text: A Stitch in Time by R. V. Saraswati. A bitter-sweet tale of the last days of Empire.